How flaky are our hand pies?

  • flakier than women’s clothing sizes

  • flakier than your new years resolutions

  • flakier than black friday “deals”

  • flakier than your brain trying to remember that “safe” place you put that important thing

  • flakier than your boss approving pto

  • flakier than a wfh employee logging back in after an internet outage

  • flakier than your ex on pickup day

  • flakier than the service guy’s arrival time window

  • flakier than the delivery you paid extra for to arrive today

  • flakier than a divorced dad on your birthday